a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
this girl breaks in and saves the demon husbando, not because of any bullshit like love at first sight, but because righteous saviors gonna save. They have a brief, but intense whirlwind friendship culminating in a final confrontation between demon man,not-a-demon wife, and savior lady. Demon lord leaves with righteous savior girl and joins a farming village after taking his dog. Righteous savior girl goes and saves other folks for a long time and dies single, but satisfied with her life. not-a-demon wife got a new dog and probably some perspective on not locking up loved ones in dungeons idk
my friends and I while studying for finals
I’m going to be slowbroing it up in a pokemon rp in the near future.
Do you watch this show? It’s horrifically depressing.
I am Lokitty, of Catgard, and I am burdened with glorious purrrpose.
This windowsill pleases me.
YOU GIVE UP THIS CATNIP DREAM! YOU COME HOME!
AND HE NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS ADOPTED?!
I DO WHAT I WANT, THORGI!
So this one time I was in Vegas, and you won’t believe what happened…
http://bellobellissimoinfinity.tumblr.com/post/55164423036/stuff-found-on-titanic Picture’s of cooler (and real) titanic stuff here.
all these things you’re making me reblog is magic. Dark devil magic but still |:<
Aziraphale and Crowley from “Good Omens”. Though Aziraphale being a klutz and Crowley catching the books as they fell turned more into Crowley being like “WTF WHY AM I CARRYING YOUR BOOKS LOOK AT THIS ONE IN MY HAND LOOK” and Aziraphale being like “You are such a dear” OTL